I shared a little of this story, but I couldn’t share all of it on-air.

A woman (from Florida) was in Louisiana at a truck stop with her dog. Also at the truck stop: a petting zoo, including a camel in a pen. The woman’s husband was throwing dog treats into the camel’s pen, and the dog followed! The dog is deaf and wasn’t responding to the woman asking it to come out, so the woman climbed into the pen! While in the pen, the camel got jittery and squatted on the woman.

 

Here’s the part I couldn’t share on air.

 

Are you sure you want to know how the woman escaped from the camel?

 

The woman hit the camel’s testicles to air her escape.

 

I told you it was the weirdest, grosses camel story you’ve ever read!